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ChadTT89GT
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An interesting piece of history!
In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat before using it.
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Best part of this joke is my dad sent it to me... LOL!!!
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Best joke this month.
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Kind of like how the marines invented sex. And the navy introduced it to women.
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Quote from: ChadTT89GT on November 21, 2011, 02:34:43 PM
An interesting piece of history!
In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat before using it.
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Quote from: badjujuboy on November 23, 2011, 05:02:34 AM
Kind of like how the marines invented sex. And the navy introduced it to women.
I thought it was the other way around?...
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You're thinking of submariners, but I don't count them. Lets just say subs aren't the only things that go down at sea.
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Quote from: Mustanger on December 16, 2011, 02:27:47 PM
... not the kind of pussy most of us envisioned, I hope! Just what secret is your cat hiding? Having been to Thailand, I can personally recommend Saimese (preferrably the kind without fur).
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