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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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War never determin who's right, only who's left.
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Women who put man in dog house soon find him in cat house...
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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
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Man with itchy butt gets stinky finger
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Nice!!
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