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Don Johnston
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« on: November 29, 2011, 11:58:59 AM »
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter.

 Ten men and one woman.

 The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to let go, otherwise they would all fall.

 They weren't able to choose that person until the woman gave a very touching speech.

 She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was always making sacrifices with little in return.

 As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 01:54:13 PM »
My all time favorite lame joke.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?






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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 02:31:30 PM »
Since I work in the aquarium section, I tell you fsh joke all the time.  I don't think i can tell that one...lol.
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 11:13:26 AM »
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?  WATAAAAH!!!

What is a Valley Girl's favorite drink?  Like, so DUH!

Thank my 9 y/o son for those Smiley


A priest, a monk and a rabi walk into a bar.  The bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?"
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 08:43:11 AM »
A simple message about life
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"

So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver..
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 09:05:37 AM »
What does an eskimo get if he sits on the ice for too long?     Polaroids.
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:31 AM »
Quote from: BRNG ITT on January 08, 2012, 09:05:37 AM
What does an eskimo get if he sits on the ice for too long?     Polaroids.

.... and the Hummer driver who sits in traffic too long?    Hummeroids. Grin
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM »
In an effort to bolster the disappointing sales numbers for the new electric Chevy Volt, Government Motors is now offering them in an SS (slow smoking) version with "true fire" flame graphics at no extra charge!

OK, I just made that one up...
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 05:28:32 PM »
Quote from: ChadTT89GT on November 30, 2011, 11:13:26 AM
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?  WATAAAAH!!!


Don't know why that one hit my funny bone.....
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