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« on: December 13, 2011, 05:38:31 AM »
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides
to test it at dinner...

"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" the son says.
"What DVD?" asks the father
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!
Awkward Silence...
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 06:37:31 AM »
Lol!
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 06:54:24 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 08:09:35 AM »
That was awesome... Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 02:55:19 PM »
If we had that robot at the work place, it wouldn't last the day - parts would wear out.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 08:02:43 AM »
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The next time the Devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future!
..Now there's even a "dial-a-prayer" for atheists. You can call a number and nobody answers!
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 09:35:30 AM »
Quote from: Poppa on December 16, 2011, 08:02:43 AM


^^ Winning ^^
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306 with a few bolt-ons... honest!
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 12:52:18 PM »
Good one Chuck
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 02:26:26 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 08:14:07 PM »
 
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 09:01:29 AM »
I actually smiled after reading that. Thanks for posting.
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