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« Reply #120 on: August 08, 2007, 10:37:19 AM »

The consequences of that Man Law would be, using me as an example, she thinks that way and we try for a child. If none comes about at least I had whoopie with her....I'll use my ethnic instincts as an excuse for that Man Law. Hey, at least I want to walk with my woman and not another....
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« Reply #121 on: August 11, 2007, 08:31:54 AM »

amendment to man law stating that the woman law thread shouldnt be bumped:

the woman law thread cannot be bumped in circumstances in which a man would bump for purposes of gaining attention to the thread.  a reply to the thread, however, must not contain the words "bump"or "ttt", and must contain a response that would ridicule a response from a woman, or defend the response from a man.  a reply in which a man that defends the response from a woman, or ridicules a response from a man shall be stricken from the record and the man in question is subject to name calling and insults from other members until man is forgiven by at least 12 men of whom was never in violation of any man law in the past. 

second that... 12 men must forgive that have no priors! lol
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« Reply #122 on: August 12, 2007, 04:20:25 PM »

amendment to man law stating that the woman law thread shouldnt be bumped:

the woman law thread cannot be bumped in circumstances in which a man would bump for purposes of gaining attention to the thread.  a reply to the thread, however, must not contain the words "bump"or "ttt", and must contain a response that would ridicule a response from a woman, or defend the response from a man.  a reply in which a man that defends the response from a woman, or ridicules a response from a man shall be stricken from the record and the man in question is subject to name calling and insults from other members until man is forgiven by at least 12 men of whom was never in violation of any man law in the past. 

second that... 12 men must forgive that have no priors! lol

Man Law: A man is pardoned of most violations or any if out of the blue he treats fellow men to food and/or drinks.
Those who are being treated can be the pardoners of any Man Law violation if they agree that the offense can be pardoned.
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« Reply #123 on: December 10, 2007, 01:19:06 PM »

MAN LAW: no man shall post "hehehe" for laughing online... he may post LOL, LMAO, ROFL, hahaha, bwahahaha or the like.

hehehe will be constituted as an act of expressing his women's rights, thereby confirming said "man" is a fruitcake and is open to ridicule by all men. MAN LAW...
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« Reply #124 on: December 10, 2007, 01:22:10 PM »

MAN LAW: no man shall post "hehehe" for laughing online... he may post LOL, LMAO, ROFL, hahaha, bwahahaha or the like.

hehehe will be constituted as an act of expressing his women's rights, thereby confirming said "man" is a fruitcake and is open to ridicule by all men. MAN LAW...

 
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« Reply #125 on: December 10, 2007, 01:22:52 PM »

lol, we need a second and a third people! Grin
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« Reply #126 on: December 10, 2007, 01:37:29 PM »

i second...
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« Reply #127 on: December 10, 2007, 01:44:41 PM »

third.  lol
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« Reply #128 on: December 11, 2007, 08:00:21 AM »

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« Reply #129 on: December 11, 2007, 08:26:31 AM »

n e one got some fruitcake...?
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« Reply #130 on: December 11, 2007, 09:10:13 AM »

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« Reply #131 on: December 11, 2007, 09:34:56 AM »

Ya you got me I gues I should have read the Man Laws but I dont read unless it has pics or its on T.V. with a beer in my hand? Women read!!!! HAHAHAHA
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« Reply #132 on: December 11, 2007, 09:38:44 AM »

so u read da forums right?
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« Reply #133 on: December 11, 2007, 09:42:16 AM »

yeah but theres pics everywhere and its only one liners!
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« Reply #134 on: December 11, 2007, 09:45:53 AM »

no excuse... okay, back on topic please....
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