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A DUI story

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Offline Joe Babooze

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #225 on: December 04, 2017, 03:34:49 PM »
You should have asked him what holiday it was, just for mess him up.  Had two in the post office this afternoon f bombing each other for the rest of us in line to enjoy.  I swear every year at this time the knuckle dragging small brain douche bags come out of the woodwork.  Oh, and the scent of BO mixed with booze was icing on the cake, I mean ice in the pipe.
One of these days, Alice!

Re: A DUI story
« Reply #226 on: December 04, 2017, 08:59:54 PM »
Take a can of Febreeze for the next post office run. 

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Offline kalihicop

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #227 on: December 25, 2017, 07:29:13 AM »
Damn DUIs been calling us out! The other night this drunk girl rearends a car...last night another girl crashes into someones yard!  Then complains  we arresting her on Christmas Eve....huh???

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Offline Joe Babooze

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #228 on: December 25, 2017, 08:28:26 AM »
Damn women drivers with attitude, give them a Midol and throw them in the slammer.  The very ones running off at the mouth with nothing intelligent to say....lock em up...
One of these days, Alice!

Re: A DUI story
« Reply #229 on: December 25, 2017, 08:49:13 AM »
And they breed among us!

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #230 on: December 25, 2017, 10:32:16 AM »
Unfortunately people not wearing socks these days.....if you catch my drift.
One of these days, Alice!

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Offline kalihicop

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #231 on: March 18, 2018, 04:03:28 AM »
Another biker bites the dust. ..

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #232 on: March 18, 2018, 04:04:16 AM »
2 days in a row!

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Offline Joe Babooze

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #233 on: March 18, 2018, 04:44:05 AM »
Oh, and not having a track is why this happens.  So sad that someone lost their life but again humankind thinks it's invincible.  I wanted to be nice by not using stupid.
One of these days, Alice!

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Offline kalihicop

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #234 on: April 24, 2018, 08:55:22 AM »
Had a lady crash into 3 parked cars the other night...no alcohol but a little bit of Adderall...a little bit of anti-depressants...a little bit of anti-anxiety meds...that's all!

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Re: A DUI story
« Reply #235 on: April 24, 2018, 12:54:22 PM »
Aiya!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain.