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Joe Babooze
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« Reply #225 on: December 04, 2017, 03:34:49 PM »

You should have asked him what holiday it was, just for mess him up.  Had two in the post office this afternoon f bombing each other for the rest of us in line to enjoy.  I swear every year at this time the knuckle dragging small brain douche bags come out of the woodwork.  Oh, and the scent of BO mixed with booze was icing on the cake, I mean ice in the pipe.
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« Reply #226 on: December 04, 2017, 08:59:54 PM »

Take a can of Febreeze for the next post office run. 
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« Reply #227 on: December 25, 2017, 07:29:13 AM »

Damn DUIs been calling us out! The other night this drunk girl rearends a car...last night another girl crashes into someones yard!  Then complains  we arresting her on Christmas Eve....huh???
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« Reply #228 on: December 25, 2017, 08:28:26 AM »

Damn women drivers with attitude, give them a Midol and throw them in the slammer.  The very ones running off at the mouth with nothing intelligent to say....lock em up...
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« Reply #229 on: December 25, 2017, 08:49:13 AM »

And they breed among us!
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« Reply #230 on: December 25, 2017, 10:32:16 AM »

Unfortunately people not wearing socks these days.....if you catch my drift.
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